Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
