Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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