your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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