I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
