So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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