is your mom at the bar?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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