the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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