Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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