I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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