i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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