There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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