At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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