She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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