Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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