dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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