I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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