Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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