I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The best revenge is premature balding
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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