Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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