So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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