it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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