Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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