'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
im about as happy as oj after his trial
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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