Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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