need another drink. this is the easiest way
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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