Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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