But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
