singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Vodka?
Forever.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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