OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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