This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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