I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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