There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I am available for nakedness
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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