1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Dicks are not precious.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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