Nicole vs. Life
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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