More tranny stories later!
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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