me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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