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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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