Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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