You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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