He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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