Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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