planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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