There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize