You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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