I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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