I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
even my farts smell like vagina
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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