So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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