let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
