im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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