I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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