I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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