I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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