I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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