I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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